If I need to reiterate my comment policy, here it is: if you are trolling, or if you piss me off (and hey, it doesn't take much these days - I blame the estrogen), I will make like Strongbad and you will be <strongbad>DELETED!</strongbad> (Except, you know, it actually works for me. I don't have 423,827 viruses.)

You have something to say, you say it nice. I try my best to be non-offensive to people of different political persuasions, and I expect the same of my commenters. Besides which, I can delete comments all day long if I want to. Just ask the trackback spammers.

If you can't behave, I can go one better - I can just block your IP, 64.231.49.106!

And for God's sake, actually take the time to read what I've written in these pages before spouting off. I am not an unreasonable person, and I do try to take time to think about more than one side to the story, but I can't put all of that into every single entry. My trolls, apparently, do not bother to take the time to read more than one entry before going into freak-out mode. Chill, people. And go find a better hobby. "Internet troll" doesn't look so hot on the ol' resume.