Heh. That's nothing. When I was at the CPC Convention in Montreal, I met a UVic Engr grad from Surrey named John Lee. Not only did he tell me how to break into the Elliot building and the ELW, but he told me about late-night entertainment, involving the harnessing of a few labs' power to back some seriously involved LAN games. Every night. They would get together and tip over a vending machine and steal as many snacks as they wanted, and power their goings-on until about 4 or 5am.

They were only discovered when - get this - a night janitor came in and found a giant turd left in a toilet by one of John's friends. Evidently, he was so proud of it he didn't want to flush, but the janitor saw it, found the engineers, and let security know what was up.

Now that's higher education!